I grilled a cheese sandwich last night and when I flipped it over there, toasted into the bread was a perfect image of Jesus! (Tall, lanky Jewish guy, y’know?
Needless to say this was a profound spiritual experience for me. I was mesmerized as the other half of my Swiss and Cheddar on Rye sizzled quietly in the skillet and pondered all sorts of spiritual and theological questions.
It dawned on me I could get Fox News out here to see my cheeses Jesus.
Then I had second thoughts. With that kind of publicity I’d probably be overrun by priests and pilgrims and cripples and could end up with a front yard littered with discarded crutches and wheelchairs. And who wants to go through that clean-up nightmare in this kind of weather.
And I was hungry.
So I ate it.
My question: Does this count as communion?
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Like your blog. Saw you on Greg Hecht's Facebook. Don Morgan--WIBW 1970-1981. Like to hear from you--dmorgan4940@sbcglobal.net.
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